Correct. I do wish I could whistle. 

Nope

Dammit, I wanna get to go again.

Um. You don't actually like liver and onions.

WOO!

I live below the 30th parallel (north, not the southern hemisphere).

I heart Garrus.

I stepped on a piece of glass in college, and the cut got infected.

Nope, tis unfortunately true. I thought I was tough, refused to get stitches, and the infection lasted for months   I even developed an allergy to over-the-counter antibiotic creams as a result.

It is not an experience I recommend.