I...don't live in Piedmont. I also don't live in Louisiana, so I guess you win? 

Well, I'm hoping you're an ultra cat person, because upon reading that last sentence, I began to picture you/your avatar peeking out from a mountain of cats. So I'm calling the second one a lie: you've broken at least one bone before.

You right. I've had a total of 9 cats at one time, very briefly.

Hm... part Welsh is the lie.

Welp, you got it. You called through like all 4 layers of bluff based on people's logical assumptions on what is and isn't more likely, and what two things are more likely to be connected to one another, to arrive at the least likely possible conclusion. The least likely possible conclusion that manifests in my actual being. I am part Irish, though, but only on the paternal line, while the Jewish/Native mixing is the maternal line.

EDIT: Just realized this is the wrong sub-account but whatever

I’m going to say braces are the lie.

Yep. I’ve never had braces. Good show, old chap!