The hitchhiking is a lie. 

I have a scar on my knuckle from burning it on an oven rack.
I have a scar on my finger tip from being bit by a hamster.
I have a scar on my foot from stepping on a nail.

Nope! It was a mean hamster.

Wrong. Bweheheh. 

I’ve burned my knuckle on an oven rack before, too, but the scar is gone now. Does that mean I’m supposed to go again?

Ignore

Oops!

My wild guess is....you actually like cantaloupe.